The captain was in despair at his side's fielding. Match after match, they dropped every chance that came their way. Finally one day the captain called his men together and told them that he was taking them fishing.
What for? they asked.
'To make sure you catch something this season!'
What for? they asked.
'To make sure you catch something this season!'
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The dedicated batsman was up against the fast bowler and he was doing well. As he was getting into his stride, a note was brought out to him and the game was interupted.
A frown creased his forehead as he read it, then he called over the umpire.
"I say," he said, "I've just heard that my wife's ill and she's calling for me. Do you think you could ask the bowler to shorten his long run up?"
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