Too Short and Funny Jokes

Posted by webber | Thursday, April 28, 2011 | | 0 comments »



Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband : Sure, what are my choices?

Wife : Yes and no.
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

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